paris hilton back to jail

Apparently, Paris Hilton is going back to jail after being released to home surveillance due to an unspecified but no doubt gravely serious illness.

Shit... Lohan. I can't believe I'm still in Lohan

Lindsay Lohan strikes again, with a car crash, multiple addictions, a rehab stay, and a couple of other glorious events. Soon she'll be turning 21, enabling her to go out and drink in bars legally, or something.

Apocalypse Now and Then... A new theme

A new theme for the meme, and a new blog to put the madneff on. Stay tuned while we experiment with recontextualizing this quote until its beaten to death with the funny stick.